reblog if you’re the gay sister
consider this , how the fukc is it september
DO YOU HAVE SHORT HAIR??
IS YOUR SHORT HAIR STRAIGHT AND DOESNT HAVE VOLUME?
DO YOU WANT VOLUPTUOUS WAVY HAIR LIKE ALL THOSE OTHER CUTE KIDS WITH SHORT HAIR?
DO YOU WANT HAIR LIKE THOSE CUTE ASS PICTURES OF ME ABOVE THIS?
THEN BOY DO I HAVE THE PRODUCT FOR YOU
THIS SHIT IS THE GODDAMN BEES KNEES
FOR LONG HAIR IT MAKES THAT SHIT ALL WAVY BUT DAMN CAN THIS BE USED FOR SHORT HAIR. IT GIVES IT TEXTURE. IT GIVES IT VOLUME. IT MAKES IT GODDAMN WAVY AND BEAUTIFUL.
BEST WAY TO DO IT? TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE BED, SPRAY THIS SHIT ALL UP IN YOUR HAIR, BLOWDRY THAT SHIT TILL ITS ALL DRY WITH YOUR HEAD UPSIDEDOWN, THEN SLEEP ON THAT MOTHER FUCKER LIKE NO ONES BUSINESS. THE MORE BED HEAD THE BETTER.
WAKE UP AND TAME THAT SHIT WITH YOUR FINGERS. YOURE GOOD TO GO FOR THE DAY FRIEND AND YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK FLAWLESS AND WAVY ALL GODDAMN DAY CONGRATS
BEST PART? THIS SHIT IS LIKE $5.
(THIS COMPANY ALSO MAKES A DAMN GOOD DRY SHAMPOO FOR THE DAYS WHERE YOU JUST DONT WANNA SHOWER BUT YOUR HAIR LOOKS GREASY AS FUCK. THIS COMPANY IS THE SHIT SO FAR AND I WANNA TRY MORE OF THEIR PRODUCTS AND PLAN TO.)
Nononono the best part is that all NYM products are sulfate and paraben free which means they’re really good for your hair. Sulfates’ only purpose in hair products is to make your shampoo sudsy (no, really) but in the process they strip all the moisture out of your hair and leave it frizzy and basically everything you hate. Parabens are used as a preservative and are loosely (loosely — repeated for emphasis) thought to be carcinogenic.
If they really are, we’re all screwed because they’re in almost every beauty/cosmetic product on the market.Other than that, parabens’ aren’t really bad for your hair but ya know…
If that’s not the greatest it gets better. NYM is gluten-free, contains no animal ingredients or animal byproducts (EXCEPT the detangler stuff), nothing is tested on cute lil bunnies or puppies or anything, everything’s made in the USA, it’s all salon quality at drugstore price, and nearly everything is in a BPA-free bottle. Oh yes, you read all that right.
Basically NYM is the best goddamn hair care company I’ve ever come across and you should really give them a try. However! Don’t just try the shampoo/conditioner once and throw it out. It takes a week or so for your hair to go from holy shit what happened to daaaamn. (Also because there’s no sulfates there’s no suds and that takes a bit of getting used to.)
HOLY SHIT I HAD NO IDEA ABOUT ANY OF THIS GODDAMN PERFECT CHRISTMAS-LIKE GIFT OF INFORMATION
THIS IS DEFINITELY THE KIND OF KICKASS COMPANY YOU SHOULD BE SUPPORTING AND BUYING FROM
AND ONE LAST NOTE FROM THE KID OF A MOTHERFUCKING HAIRDRESSER, IF YOU DO WANT TO BUY SALON QUALITY PRODUCTS BUY THEM FROM YOUR LOCAL HAIR SALON. CHAIN STORES ARENT SUPPOSED TO BE SELLING A LOT OF THE PRODUCTS YOU FIND IN SALONS. WITH MANY OF THE PRODUCTS, YOURE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO GET AT LICENSED BEAUTY SUPPLY SHOPS AT WHICH ONLY LICENSED BEAUTY PROFESSIONALS ARE ABLE TO BUY FROM.
IT MIGHT BE A BIT MORE MONEY TO BUY FROM SALONS BUT YOU ABSOLUTELY KNOW THAT THE PRODUCT YOURE GETTING IS THE PRODUCT THATS FUCKING SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE CONTAINER, PLUS YOUR SUPPORTING YOUR LOCAL HAIRDRESSER. AND IF THEY DONT HAVE THE PRODUCT YOU WANT FOR SALE? ASK THEM TO GET IT AND THEY WILL.
BUT I MEAN HEY NOT YOUR MOTHERS PRODUCTS ARE GODDAMN DIDLY DARN GREAT AND WAY CHEAPER SO DEFINITELY GO FOR THOSE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL YOU WANT FROM SOME OTHER COMPANY
GODTIE OUT YOU BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKERS
THIS STUFF IS LITERALLY THE BOMB
IM HERE, IM QUEER, AND IM full of existential fear
people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters
(yelling) gay (normal voice) lesbian (muttering) bi….. sexual……. (confused whispering) tr…………… tran…….. trans…………..ss…………………………… (booming voice in the background) ＳＴＲＡＩＧＨＴ ＡＬＬＩＥＳ
This sums up representation of LGBT pretty damn well
(sign language) pansexual (morse code beeps) asexual
(Ancient language of the elder gods) Nonbinary
(smoke signals) aromantic
me: *gets jealous*
now i must do fanart for the new joel and adam lp
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